
By DrGoo
August 23, 2008
Ohh, Vex Fest… What can I really say about Vex Fest? Actually, I can say a whole freakin’ lot. There was a lot of stuff that went down there. There were some good act’s , a plethora of sucky acts and a few I didn‘t care about. Today I don’t feel like typing paragraphs, so for this blog you’ll have to deal with a bulleted list.
Ladies and Gent’s I give you, my bulleted list of random thoughts and happenings from my experience at the 2008 Vex Fest.
* Seeing your ex-girl friend with her creepy new boyfriend is a lot better than seeing your ex-girl friend make out with her creepy new boyfriend. Unfortunately I saw both.
* Mechanical bull riding > 90% of the acts at Vex Fest.
* Lenny Crist introduced me to a girl that he has never been involved with. She looked like a hound dog, had false teeth, and I’m pretty sure she smoked crack, but on the up side she’s never had Lenny’s Tongue in her mouth.
* I liked the drummer for Cyrus.
* Every time I see 5 Elements I like them more. I saw them at the last Vex Fest and I was like WtHeck is this? This Vexfest I was like “Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Raaaaaaaaaaaaagamuffin‘ That’s my jammmmmmm Bo! Bo! Bo!. I almost got into the mosh pit at the end, until I saw a guy that was 3x's my size jump in. I like you guys, but I'm not running the risk of being sat on by a 300 pound man.
* Last Vex Fest I danced with the Boondox during the Old School tribute. This year I was replaced by a 7’ tall bug eyed alien.
* I was impressed by Rosella and their 398,753,549 guitars on stage. Joking about the guitars, but I really liked them.
* I swear Kitchen Knife Conspiracy sang the same song for 30 mins.
* Looking for a girl at Vex Fest is like being a bar tender at the Cell. Lots of paying customers, but most of them are under age.

oh, i see you met viv. well since i introduced her to leonard (she has been coming to ibobs alot lately), thats kinda my fault. but i am an ambassador of all people of youngstown, and all people, hound or not, have the right to karaoke. but i will do my damndest to keep her tongue away from my friends. i dont think itll be a problem, since none of my friends possess much crack (if any).
Comment not rated
lol@ this showing up on the front page but not on the comments.
Comment not rated
oof lemme resize it
Comment not rated
<a href="http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/sarahsepanek/?action=view¤t=100_0805.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/sarahsepanek/100_0805.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
Comment not rated
<a href="http://s242.photobucket.com/albums/ff145/bobservo/Misc/?action=view¤t=lenny.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff145/bobservo/Misc/lenny.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>this is fun
Comment not rated
Rofl
Comment not rated
Post a comment