John McCain for President.
By DrGoo
August 30, 2008
“Obama! Obama!” is all I’ve been hearing lately. I hear it on MSNBC, CSPAN, and even in McCain’s own adds. I know the DNC convention was this week, but what about McCain? Who’s going to speak up about John McCain? It will not be the liberal media. They have been brain washed by their golden boy Obama. The only place you’ll be able to hear the truth I am about to drop on you is Valley 24(and where ever else I decide to post this at). The truth is John McCain would make for a great president for a few good reasons.
First reason why McCain should be elected president is because he can’t use a computer. Yes, McCain is so old that simple tasks like checking email, sending instant messages and reading my blog are almost impossible for him. One would think that with technology becoming an ever important focus in our lives, that not being able to use a computer would be a bad thing, but it is not. It is a great thing. Not being able to use a computer means that McCain has never done things like forwarded a myspace bulletin, been Rick Rolled, been bitten by vampires/werewolves/zombies, or threw a ninja star to receive a free ring tone. I mean think about it. Obama might have the creator of face book on his side, but McCain has never seen Two Girls One Cup.
McCain has shown how great his decision making is by picking a candidate for his v.p. that will make all the crazy Hillary supporters happy. I’m not talking about the supporters that voted for Hillary, and now will be voting for Obama. I am talking about the people who’s main goal is to put a white vagina in the White House. To those supporters McCain’s pick, Sarah Palin, is everything they asked for and more. Who cares that she is against birth control, pro guns, pro death penalty, or doesn’t believe in global warning? What is really important is that her body produces that sweet estrogen that Hillary supporters need.
McCain is the embodiment of the American Dream. I don’t know what anyone has told you but the American Dream is to make a huge profit by doing the lest amount of work. McCain is a chief at reaping the benefits of doing nothing. McCain earned his position in the military by being a D student. McCain earned his money by marrying into a rich family. Even McCain’s advisers talk about the fact that McCain doesn’t even have to do anything when he becomes president. McCain doesn’t need to fix the economy because the problems are all in our mind. McCain doesn’t need to fix healthcare, people just do not need to pay their bills. Obama wants to do all this work to fix things, but work is not cool. McCain’s plan of doing nothing will fix everything, is the more American way. If something really needs to be fixed I’m sure McCain can send a boat to find some people to fix it for us.
Plain and simple, you need to vote for McCain. You can scream “Obama! Obama!” if you like, but the truth is McCain is that dude. What could possibly be the down side? 
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the poster you made should be on a tshirt. Sell this image immediately (thus earning tons of money by not doing much work at all!)
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his inability to raise the roof conflicts with my pro-raising stance. your thoughts?
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Ummm... I don't care who you guys vote for. Just make sure you vote...
---DTown
DK ALL DAY
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Obama brushes his shoulders off which mean he feels like a pimp. Do you want a guy who feels like a pimp to go be in office?
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Well... my political views are a little warped.
I say, why elect a guy that FEELS like a pimp? I would rather elect a guy that IS a pimp.
Obama listens to Jay-Z... So did Don Imus. And everyone knows where that road leads too...
But I mean, what's on McCain's iPod or Portable Cassette player?
And I also think it's sweet that Tina Fey is running for Vice President... She's proof that there is life beyond mediocre sketch comedy.
---DTown
DK ALL DAY
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McCain doesn't use any new fangled things like ipods or cassette players. It's all about the phonograph baby
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btw he has the original recordings of mosses
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mccain only listens to thomas edison's readings of the alphabet on wax cylinders (he's old)
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First off, let's get one thing straight. Palin is not WHITE. She is of Spanish or Indian descent. Look it up. And secondly, all of your reasons for McCain being president is so true. I mean, do we want a president that can bring people together? NO. We want a president that looks like all the rest of them and will do what the rest of them has done; with one exception, Clinton. He fixed the economy and had our country in good standings with the world, we don't want that. We want to continue to be shunned by the rest of the world, we want to continue to make poor people poorer and we also want our kids having babies that a rapist impregnated them with. Why have someone that not only our country wants, but the rest of world wants. Who cares what the rest of the world wants, this is our country. Did anyone catch the VMA's last night? I mean, who the hell does that Russell Brand guy thinks he is by trying to promote good change for our country? He isn't from here. And we also don't a president that will make the terrorist stop wanting to attack us. I mean, when a known terrorist tells you if McCain is elected they will attack us with a greater force than 911 but if Obama is elected they will stray away from attacking us is that not testing us as a country? And Obama didn't get captured and tortured for 5 1/2 years so he isn't qualified to be president. We want a VP in there who lies about having a baby so that her daughter doesn't look like such a hoe by being pregnant right after having a down syndrome baby. We want a VP in there who's daughter's pics are blasted all over the internet drinking and partying while only 16/17 years old. Also, her one and only big decision last year was to make sure there was enough snow for the dog races to start on time. And who is the governor of the 3rd smallest state behind Rhode Island and Vermont. Why should the guy who lead a community of millions to better housing, health care for 150,000 children, got foreign laws passed so that WMD's can not pass through to other countries so easily, and who have crossed party lines to get certain legislation into the voting system. Hell no, we don't want to get better. We want to continue struggling to feed our families, to get to work, to pay bills, and die of simple curable diseases. Yes, McCain for the same.
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actually palin is very white her husband is the non white one an Eskimo
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someone who watched the VMAs doesn't understand satire???
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Wow... ummm... Yeah...
---DTown
DK ALL DAY
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Yo Bob, was that to me? If so, then you clearly didn't get my sarcasm. . Dr. Goo, honey, I have three different nationalities in me and believe me when I tell you, my husband's grandfather is whiter than she is and he's strictly a Spaniard. Her husband looks more white than she does. Palin's mom lied to dad or someone was trying to escape some ancestry markings of Queen, Alex Haley's g-mom. Anyway. I love the blogs from you Dr.Goo and keep them up. And if you want to see youngstown and ohio's racism at it's best, go the vindy discussions and just take a look and try not to comment because the you will want to with much understandable rage.
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Yo DTown, she does look like Tina Fey and Tina's Greek. So there you have it. Not quite white. And Obama would not be the first Black president. Lincoln was and Harding had some Black up in him too. Hey, they eventually came to the conclusion that Columbus didn't discover crap let alone America, so believe me, the truth will be coming out very soon on all of this so called American history. I love politics, that's why I didn't become a lawyer like I really wanted to be. I don't like bulls***.
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um.. you can be pigmented any which way, and your people can be from mars, but if you are cool with shooting animals from planes because you can't leave your ecosystem to balance itself (greedy effs), and you care more about cash than people, yer just a biatch.. white or not.. i got a plane for this chick and her kids.. they are breathing too much of my air, i do believe.. ah.. now don't anyone get upset that i'm so cruel.. let's just call it "predator control"...
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she probably likes to chase down rabbits on a motorbike till their little hearts explode
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I've been using $5 bills all this time, and I never realized Lincoln was black!
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