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The Last Blog Ever

Posted by bobservo on April 25, 2008

Will Bob Mackey make it back home to Melmac? Find out in our thrilling conclusion! Read more and add a comment

Jasper Blankman's Internet Clinic

Posted by bobservo on April 18, 2008

Get schooled in web page design by guest columnist Jasper Blankman. The Internet will be glad you did. Read more and add a comment

It's a Simulated World: Part Two

Posted by bobservo on April 11, 2008

The continuation of this award-lacking look at the award-winning Sim series. Read more and add a comment

It's a Simulated World: Part One

Posted by bobservo on April 4, 2008

A discussion of the PC gaming series that's been destroying valuable productivity for almost 20 years. Read more and add a comment

Mike Myers, Please Stop It

Posted by bobservo on March 28, 2008

Your movies keep giving me all this cancer. Read more and add a comment

It’s the Stupid Economy, Stupid

Posted by bobservo on March 22, 2008

Shove over, you self-diagnosed Queens of LiveJournal; here comes a real depression. Read more and add a comment

The St. Patrick’s Day Strategy Guide

Posted by bobservo on March 15, 2008

Just how many times should you drunk dial your ex-girlfriends? The answer won’t surprise you. Read more and add a comment

AudioSurf Is My New Girlfriend

Posted by bobservo on March 7, 2008

My love for this PC music game is pure as the mountain snow. Read more and add a comment

Common Sense with Chuck Guntly

Posted by bobservo on February 29, 2008

Guest blogger Chuck Guntly gives his man-on-the-street opinion on just about everything under the Youngstown sun. Read more and add a comment

Barack Obama, Let Me Hug You

Posted by bobservo on February 22, 2008

It won’t take long and we will both walk away better people. Read more and add a comment

'Cross the Pond

Posted by bobservo on February 15, 2008

British people have TV, too? Bob Mackey dishes the dirt on this shocking discovery. Read more and add a comment

A Man, A Quarter, A Dream

Posted by bobservo on February 8, 2008

What happened to all of the local arcades? Bob Mackey asks the question that’s been irrelevant for only a decade. Read more and add a comment

Console Wars II: The Wrath of Khan-sole

Posted by bobservo on February 1, 2008

Or, "How I Spent $700 Last Week." That was a lot of money back then. Read more and add a comment

Australians Who Should Have Died Before Heath Ledger

Posted by bobservo on January 25, 2008

Which above-ground Aussies should currently be down under? Join Bob Mackey as he decides who lives and who dies. Read more and add a comment

People I Want Kelly Pavlik to Beat Up

Posted by bobservo on January 18, 2008

If I can’t fight my own battles, somebody else should. Read more and add a comment

Applebee's is Hell on Earth

Posted by bobservo on January 11, 2008

“Applebee’s is other people.” – Jean-Paul Sartre Read more and add a comment

The Top 12 Months of 2007

Posted by bobservo on January 5, 2008

Every New Year begins with 10 million list-based retrospective articles. This is one of them. Read more and add a comment

Great Moments in Kellys History: The Kellys Kill 40 Germans

Posted by bobservo on December 30, 2007

Dateline: Pittsburgh, 1944. Lets all give a salute to the red, white and blue for our fighting boys who went overseas and slew. You like apples, Hitler? Well how do you like THEM apples? Read more and add a comment

Good Ol’ Jokes for Good Ol’ Folks

Posted by bobservo on December 29, 2007

Weighty and obtuse satire got you down? These inoffensive rib-ticklers will tug at your heartstrings and shrug at your mindstrings. Read more and add a comment

The Kellys: Winners of the 2007 Lamey Award

Posted by bobservo on December 27, 2007

Congrats, guys; you make Jack Johnson look like GG Allin. Read more and add a comment

Children's Letters to Santa

Posted by bobservo on December 22, 2007

Peer into the diseased minds of our nation's children with this collection of correspondence to Jolly Old Saint Nick. Read more and add a comment

The Christmas Video Cavalcade

Posted by bobservo on December 16, 2007

Join Bob Mackey as he scours YouTube in search of the best holiday videos. I don't even know what a cavalcade is, but I'm sure you'll agree that it sounds exciting! Read more and add a comment

The Holiday Gathering Survival Guide

Posted by bobservo on December 8, 2007

During the holidays, how can you tolerate these people who supposedly share your DNA? Stop worrying and planning to fake your death; we have mature, responsible advice that even grandma will love! (Note: Some grandmas will vary) Read more and add a comment

Gaming Addiction: Fall 2007 Edition

Posted by bobservo on December 1, 2007

Bob Mackey reviews the handful of games he's been playing this Fall. Now with videos! Read more and add a comment

Written Off

Posted by bobservo on November 24, 2007

Why television writers are getting ripped off and why you should care. Read more and add a comment

Fashion Watch 2007

Posted by bobservo on November 17, 2007

Bob Mackey talks about this year's dos and don'ts in fashion. Who is the real homosexual blogger on Valley24.com? The answer may suprise you. Read more and add a comment

The Use and Misuse of Humor

Posted by bobservo on November 10, 2007

Bob Mackey looks at "The Chandlerization of America," a country-wide movement to inject every situation with unfunny sarcasm. Yeah. I bet you're SO excited to read about that. Read more and add a comment

22 Weeks Later

Posted by bobservo on November 2, 2007

Nearly half a year into Valley24, how far have we come? Bob Mackey gets out the yard stick for his groundbreaking report. Read more and add a comment

Halloween Talking Points

Posted by bobservo on October 26, 2007

Warning: this article may be too spooky for some Valley24.com readers. Read more and add a comment

Yet Another Simpsons Article: Simpsons 102

Posted by bobservo on October 19, 2007

Bob Mackey risks copyright violation and IMDB plagiarism to showcase the rest of the best of The Simpsons. Who will survive? Read more and add a comment

Simpsons 101

Posted by bobservo on October 12, 2007

Let a nerd show you the ropes. Read more and add a comment

A Date Which Will Live In Infamy

Posted by bobservo on October 5, 2007

Is that blowhard Franklin D. Roosevelt giving you crap about your love life? Allow me to help. Read more and add a comment

TV Time

Posted by bobservo on September 28, 2007

A thorough examination of the idiot box. Read more and add a comment

Talk Like a Pirate Day and Other Forms of Oppressive Whimsy

Posted by bobservo on September 21, 2007

What happens when fun is institutionalized and made stupid? Read more and add a comment

britney spears is fat and ugly and probably smells

Posted by bobservo on September 14, 2007

A fair and even-handed report on celebrity culture. Read more and add a comment

all's fair in fair and fair at the canfield fair (fair)

Posted by bobservo on September 7, 2007

Lenny Crist says that there were 108 articles written about The Canfield Fair this year. Let's make it 109. Read more and add a comment

in the land of writers, the Mackey is king

Posted by bobservo on August 29, 2007

Barzak who? Read more and add a comment

a word to college freshmen

Posted by bobservo on August 23, 2007

In this article, which was too bold, too daring, and too funny for Kent State University's The Stater, I inform college freshman not to make the same mistakes I did. Warning: once you read it, you can't unread it! Read more and add a comment

gaming addiction: chapter one

Posted by bobservo on August 10, 2007

It's like your Nintendo treehouse clubs of old, except instead of girls not being allowed, they're desperately wanted! Read more and add a comment

i have boobs now

Posted by bobservo on August 2, 2007

I just want all the boys to like me :( Read more and add a comment

heroes of the vindy forums vol. 1: chicken, gays, fungus and cheese

Posted by bobservo on July 25, 2007

Every day, posts are made on the Vindy.com forums. These are some of them. Read more and add a comment

standing tall

Posted by bobservo on July 20, 2007

I go to Chicago, but for all the right reasons. Read more and add a comment

MOVING DAY

Posted by bobservo on July 10, 2007

Hernias have never been so much fun! Except for that one day. Read more and add a comment

more movie raaage

Posted by bobservo on July 4, 2007

Jason Lee should have stuck to skateboarding. Read more and add a comment

good luck?

Posted by bobservo on June 27, 2007

Fans of Dane Cook should check this out! Read more and add a comment

good luck?

Posted by bobservo on June 26, 2007

First of all, take a look at the poster:

 

Portion of plot summary:

"...He then meets Cam Wexler (Jessica Alba), a lovable, but clumsy penguin trainer, who changes his outlook on love."

CAM WEXLER

LOVABLE BUT CLUMSY PENGUIN TRAINER

POSTER WITH NAKED DANE COOK IN THE FETAL POSITION

I have no ... Read more and add a comment

How to Watch TV

Posted by bobservo on June 12, 2007

Because YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG Read more and add a comment

youth-oriented rap session

Posted by bobservo on June 2, 2007

In which I never write sentences like this ever again. Read more and add a comment