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John McCain is the reason why I almost punched my mother’s big screen t.v.

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October 15, 2008

So,  I was getting ready to make another satirical Pro McCain post, when I saw the debate.  Today marks the day, John McCain crossed a line in my mind. He’s the first person that was on tv that made me want to assault  the tv I was watching.  Many people have tried to attack a tv over a dropped football, or a blue turtle shell. John McCain is the reason why I almost punched my mother’s big screen t.v.  This post will not be about made up reasons why you should vote for McCain, but 3 points about the debate that really got on my nerves.

1. If he talks about Joe the plumber again I will seriously start mashing crap up. This is joe the plumber;
Is this really a person a person we should hear about?  I mean really?  This is the guy McCain was talking about when he said “Hey Joe you're rich congratulations!”

Really?

Really?

McCain didn't even talk to the man..

2.  I hated the fact that he said Sarah Palin should know all about Autism, because her of child. He went on so much you would think her kid had Autism. Sarah Palin’s child has Downs Syndrome. If you are going to exploit a disability for political gain, at least know what it is.

3. "I admire Senator Obama's eloquence... you really have to pay attention to... words."

Just the way he said it was so amazingly creepy and condescending.
He would then follow that line up by pointing out the most rational part of Obama’s argument. He brought Obama’s use of the word health. I don’t have the direct quote but basically he was belittling Obama being against partial birth abortion except in cases where the woman’s “health” is  threatened. How do you screw up an argument where you are seen as moral person? I mean, prolife people are all about saving babies, and who is against that? Some how he turned an argument against  killing unborn babies into belittling woman who could have complications from pregnancies. Abortion was probably the only issue I agree with McCain on, and some how I liked him even less after he talked about it.

At this point I’m not sure if McCain is trying to win this election. Maybe he’s just not able to react to Obama’s campaing, or  maybe he’s crazy. I just know I an tired of seeing him on my t.v.

4 comments


By ( anonymous )

thanks for the good point about the autism thing. its just more generalizing ... just like how she practically lives in russia, and has the authority to allow national guard flunkies to use high-powered rifles to shoot wolves from a helicopter because she once shot a moose.

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By ( anonymous )

joe the plumber doesn't realize his taxes will go straight into programs that will keep him from being raped, robbed, and murdered by poor people

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By ( anonymous )

apparently Joe the plumber is not even a registered voter...

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmit...

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By ( anonymous )

i made this in honor of john mccain's service to our country. god bless that man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OIZa4...

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