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Tim Russert
This is sort of a change from the usual kind of stuff I write. Most of what I write is, to say the least, colorful, but to be more accurate, borderline obscene. But if you’ll allow me (though I have no way of knowing how many people even go to this site), I’d like to just take a moment to explain why Tim Russert was a huge figure in American journalism and politics. Read more and add a comment
gASS prices!
My fellow Americans, I come to you, hehe … I said “come.” … I come to you tonight to talk to you about the serious issues our nation and our world face. I have a plan to lower oil prices overnight. Since we purchase more oil from the rest of the world than any other nation I have a careful and measured message to the oil producing nations of the world. And that message is this … GIVE US MORE OIL OR WE WILL F’N KILL YOUR ASS! Read more and add a comment
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
… the worst human in the known universe, the “man” who is responsible for more agony and pain than all of the most horrible tyrants of the 20th century combined … I’m talking of course about ... Read more and add a comment
My worst blog ever!
I usually wouldn’t talk about something so lowbrow … but after the event that just took place … I am left with no other choice. I must tell you, I must tell the world about … the largest poop I have ever made! Read more and add a comment
Hippies put corn in my car!
Hippies owe me money. Let me explain why. Read more and add a comment
